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Is this how you feel?
Well, if you’re alone on Valentine’s Day today, don’t let it get you down! Take courage from all that you have been spared! Here’s a few links that’ll make you feel lucky to be free.

Read them, then go out and chat someone up, just for practice. It’s easier than you think. There’s millions of people out there: no need to suffer alone! You’ll find someone sooner or later and claim all the “nachküssen” you deserve.

First get your dose of pity: [CNN]
Next, thank god you’re not in India: [Reuters]
Finally, look at what a flaming pile of crap your brain is transformed into when you’re in love!: [NYT]

If all else fails, see my previous article: “Miss Lonelyhearts says” and if you’re still not convinced, go buy yourself some ice cream (or have it delivered if you’ve really really….. really got it bad).

And remember. Don’t hate me just because I have a date tonight.

(And don’t be silly, of course Jesus still loves you. Make your own church sign here: churchsigngenerator.com)

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