Go outside and play! (I recommend 10023!)

The Central Park “Sheep Meadow tote.” (image: carolita johnson)
Not me! Martha’s Vineyard? Sag Harbor? Get on outside to Central Park. The robins are scouring the hills for worms like keystone cops searching for clues in the countryside. The loons are on the lake, and the pervs are lurking. As my dirty little friend likes to say, “It’s tit season!” (Is he a birdwatcher? or not? I leave it up to you.)
