Reject du jour: the other breast
Men, too, like you to look them in the eyes and not just ogle their breasts. (Image: carolita johnson)
In the interest of equal exposure, here’s my male breast cartoon, freshly rejected. It’s actually a scan of a photocopy, so there’s a little less subtle shading going on here than in the original, but it loses nothing in the translation. I’m going to submit it again, possibly with a slightly modified caption, but thought I’d share it with you for now.
Personally, I have nothing against man-boobs, and find a nice rack to be esthetically pleasing on the right male body. It suits some men very well, and others not as well. So I drew these to look as sensual and intriguing as possible.
It’s going to be a nice, hot, beach weekend! So, girls, do unto others…
June 29th, 2006 at 7:51 am
The secret is the hair. Guys need hair there.
June 29th, 2006 at 9:00 am
Well, this one undermines my funny-and-poignant thesis about your best work. There’s no undercurrent of sadness here. It’s just plain funny!
June 29th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Great gag. You’ve captured the indignant look on his face brilliantly. I can’t stop staring at those man boobs though, which worries me slightly.
June 29th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
Not to worry Royston, I drew those breasts in such a way as to make them as mesmerizing as possible.
When I was in the fifth grade, the boys used to pay me (in gum, or jawbreakers) to draw breasts in their notebooks for them. I knew how because my brothers found a stash of Playboy magazines under a car one day, and we studied them well after reading all the cartoons!
I’m just good a breasts, male or female!