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^{I bet this model was really happy to get this career-starting gig.}

Wear these “underarm perspiration shields,” and no one will suspect you’re actually a living, breathing human being! (Found this, and the “Time-saving coin sorter wallet,” in a catalogue I got in the mail.)

Alternatively, for the more proudly human, I’d like to suggest wearing sleeveless tops and using a Sharpie to draw smiley faces in your armpits that will show when you reach for the handrail in the subway! Maybe a smiley face in one armpit, and a “hello, there!” or “hot enough for ya?” in the other. Like this:

^{(This is a quick sketch based on me and someone much more goodlooking! Asleep standing: that’s the part that’s based on me.)}

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