Reject du jour: how the Olympics can ruin your life
I have frankly been having trouble concentrating because of them. I mean, you put the TV on with the Olympics in the background, and then someone starts running and leaping and twisting and throwing themselves around a mat in a monstrously inhuman way, and you’re totally transfixed! You say, I’ll just watch this one. Next thing you know, it’s one o’clock in the morning and you’ve gotten nothing done.

